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misogynist post-vacation syndrome

The new official, already known from male specimens of judicial clerks as the disturbing, and the female as The buxom, she sat bolt upright at his desk pleating edges its summer peasant dress of Tuscany, where she was headed Don Aniceto (alias The Sphinx or The Scourge of the pen pushers armchairs) stuffed into his coat to make fights.

"Well Miss, I guess I know how to handle this thing. Write down what comes to mind.

The delicate fingers flew over the keypad and long fingernails painted red night-of-passion-in-Timbuktu drew watermarks in the air. Don Aniceto Leaning on the head full of loops observed, intoxicated by a cloud Midnight Narcissus perfume, the writing on the screen: "It is spring in the English Court," "I love you, stupid"

An imperceptible tremor shook the tips Don Mustache Aniceto and all the blood flow to your feet decided to emigrate to the ears.

- Superb! Miss Florinda, he cried - what a way to cherish his keys!

"If you click another thing ... I can put " jug "? Whisper The Temptress was raising her large eyes while Don Aniceto pestañazas flapped.

That subtle gesture caused the papers on the table fluttered like a flock of butterflies in season, Don Aniceto will tighten like a cork from a bottle of soda when you shake the foundations of the creaking and the Supreme Court.

"This ... ahem ... Do you think he makes a trade to work out in the legal language? His voice was squeaky and madly in love-well, here we go . "Being and agreed resolution of today's date, please find attached a pair of legs ..."

- Did you say thighs?

- Did I say thighs? ... Miss fact, you do not know the strange things we ship! Let . "... And raised the habeas great body, I look each other when their breasts look"

Extending a white handkerchief from his pocket on the floor, put his knee Don Aniceto (guess which one) about him and begged The tortured between a peal of bells.

- I love you, Florinda! Are you a so young and innocent! If you want, I'll show you the sweetest secrets of mortgage legislation Want you marry me? How heavy is your mother? Respond first to the second question.

"My mother weighs 80 kilos, but has a parrot that never stops eating pipes. And yes, I will marry you! Rodolfo.

- How Rodolfo that? My name Aniceto!

"Well, now you called Rodolfo, ea!

- Oh! Florinda ....

- Oh! Rodolfo ...

bells ringing again.

End



( Inspired by an article in The Quail)

Clean Outside Of Travel Trailer

NOJ Parish Road (II)

makes a promise to St. Toribio de Mogrovejo and application disappears Minerva-NOJ your PC !

As reported by the official parrot of the Courts, the pious Ceferino Bonilla processing authority last July 15, eve of the holiday period, and distressed by the operation of the new software application Minerva-NOJ suffered a nervous breakdown. In particular he tried to throw away the PC where at that time took a detailed statement to this and the police who guarded him, all shouting I shit on the father of Minerva! appears that the event is not surprised over his teammates, who said they had several days muttering broken sentences and giving head against the desk.

Following these events, the above went to the convent of the Passive Class Mothers Officers which houses a statue of St. Toribio, patron and protector of the guild of Calles, before which made a solemn promise to kick a chunk of the Camino de Santiago. In return the man was beatified paganaza thunder to the Minerva that. To give more weight to the miraculous transaction, agreed to make the pilgrimage carrying in a bag the Summary fatter than found in the archives.

A stop on the way: Ceferino

stripping the turkey with a girl

Asked if

Pilgrim's trail was chosen for the French Way Branch Navarro, Maestrazgo Alternative Way Mozarabic or Nipple Cheese Route, said lad or that child that died! Go you on the outskirts of any city and select the first path, sidewalk or goat path found. I bet two periods and a box of cigars to the competent authority has decided that this is an ancient variant of the path of yore and noted accordingly. Also, can you imagine what must be walking on the stretch best known these days? Like being in line at the INEM, sure.

Having completed their votes runners, and after return to their jobs as the phenomenon occurred: Instead of appearing on the computer screen figure of the Roman goddess of wisdom came ... Don Pelayo! That was the first day; in successive alternated winning the battle of Covadonga Agustina de Aragón, Sancho Panza or the horse of General Espartero. Now instead of turning asshole with phases subschemes, procedures tours and other trifles of Satan, when I need to introduce a particular step in the search phrases such as "non plus ultra", "long live the fall" or "I sent my ships to combat the elements "... and bam! and I have the document you need said a jubilant Ceferino.

NOJ Bulletin, published by the Ministry through the editorial Mira-to-navel-I have , commented in its latest issue that this is a diversionary maneuver the judicial cave, which does not relinquish his opposition to the modernization of the Administration of Justice.